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I really don’t know what the background to all this is except that it is to promote a new type of diabolo. I grew up watching guys throwing this high in the air and making them climb up a string but never have I seen anything like this. This guy is amazing!

Guru and Solar, one of the leaked pictures

This week has had to have been the worst week of Solar’s life. Within just a few days, all the lies and deceit that he has been responsible for have been thrown out into the public for everyone to see, thanks to an anonymous hacker. I broke the story only a couple of days ago and since then, the leaks have kept on coming and I think it’s only fair that now this round of leaks is coming to a close, that I should give a full round up of the events that have unravelled.

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Trust me, I wouldn’t be posting this if it wasn’t big but all that shit surrounding Solar about Guru is coming out already! An unidentified female hacker has managed to gain access to Solar’s AOL email account (apparently he posted his password on a fake porn site haha) and has now hacked the guy’s Twitter account. Now it’s all flooding out. Serious emails to and from Solar during Guru’s last days. Some serious damning shit is coming out. He was all about the money and fame whilst Guru was lying helpless. There are emails from others slating Solar, saying that they received secret phonecalls and emails from Guru who was desperately appealing for help. It has thrown a big door open on this issue and many people’s doubts about certain things, such as that letter, are proving to be true! The email screenshots have been posted but will probably be taken down in due course. I wouldn’t be surprised if I get a strongly worded email from some people!

Hey, if I can make up for it, the hacker has posted that the gay rumours are NOT true. He was too busy getting with the groupies to be involved with Guru. All he did was fuck his life up. Now Solar’s life is fucked.

Be sure to check what is left of Solar’s life on his Twitter account: Solar_7Grand. Some shit was leaked on a Twitter account in Guru’s name before moving onto Solar’s.

EDIT (02:41 BST): All anti-Solar news centres on fucksolar.com. After tonight, the whole Fuck Solar movement makes sense and I back this 100%.

I’m hoping that this super bazooka post is going to make up for the lack of action over the last few weeks. Prepare for an epic, gem filled debarkle which should last you from dawn till dusk and have you ready to rave until dawn returns, whoever dawn may be.

First up, here’s some snazzy ass pictures to bulk this out.

Yeaaaaaaah!

Right, we’ve got a lot to run through. Where to start? Album releases!

The most obvious and maybe successful release of recent weeks (in the UK especially, anyway) is The Resistance by Muse. Having listened to the vast majority of it now, I really do think this is yet another winner. Muse have continued their exemplar standard of production and musical creativity. I had my doubts initially, as I was hearing things that sounded like a backward step towards a reincarnation of Queen with an air of prepostorous catastrophic fantasy. OK, so that is still there, but it gels together in a way that I was not expecting. If you haven’t already, get out there and buy it. It’s doing great right now, let’s help them keep it up!

Next up is the much much much much muuuuuch hyped latest release from Jay-Z. Ja! That be The Blueprint 3. OK, so it didn’t get released on September 11th as initially intended, getting released early on the 8th instead – whether it was to beat further illegal downloads or to ensure that number 1 spot, who knows? What we do know, it’s receiving all sorts of reviews that cover practically every end of the spectrum. I haven’t listened to it (money’s an issue) but from what I have heard, I can understand the disappoint amongst some. “Empire State of Mind” and “D.O.A. (Death of Autotune)” are two very strong tracks presented early in the album’s tracklist. Yet these do seem to fizzle out into the rather mundane early leaks of “Reminder” and “Hate“. It’s nice to see “Jockin’” making it onto the album – albeit as a bonus track only available to some – and it’s nice to see Jay-Z breaking records with this! Congratulations! The brilliant “Empire State of Mind” is now out as the latest single so be sure to cop that and the album.

Also in the hip hop side of things, we’ve seen the release of the incredibly much awaited Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… Pt 2 from Raekwon. Receiving much hype from Busta Rhymes on Twitter and strong, favourable reviews. I’ve heard the album (yes really) and I can only agree that this is a brilliant one. I had been worrying for so long about the future of hip hop and the death of the classic hip hop that was still growing into. I had had enough of these run of the mill rappers dropping only party anthems and being one hit wonders. So this album really is a breath of fresh air. We’ve got numerous Wu Tang member collabs on here, we’ve got New Yorker collabs and we’ve got production from legends like J Dilla. “Catalina“, produced by Dr Dre, is the next single to be released so you know what to do!

David Gray has returned with another album, Draw The Line, his first for nearly 5 years. I haven’t heard much about this and I’ve only heard one track, I admit, but it seems to be getting a favourable batch of reviews. The first single from the album, “Fugitive” was released several weeks and “Full Steam“, a duet with Annie Lennox, is up next. Time to open that wallet.

Errrm what else? Ooh, we’ve got that Dizzee one… Yeah, I know which one it is… That Tongue n something. Tongue N’ Cheek! That’s it, told you. So yeah, that came out very recently after a raft of chart topping singles, which have also been met with some quality remixes by the likes of Soulwax and Laidback Luke. This too has received very good reviews but the hardcore clique of fans have been slating this to no end – mainly due to the sudden breakaway from his usual sound and style (and apparently he’s sticking with it). Most of the production comes from Cage but of course there is Tiesto, Calvin Harris and Armand Van Helden. “Dirtee Cash” was released a week ago and I think it’s lacking the quality that the past two/three singles (probably because it’s a ripoff!!) had but could well be another success.

Oh yeah, another one that slipped under the net is Q-Tip’s new album, Kamaal/The Abstract. Also receiving favourable reviews (gosh, can’t someone make a bad album? I’ll get onto that later). I’m yet to listen to this but it strikes me as something quite different to the norm for Q-Tip. It’s experimental in sorts. The lack of hype – especially from the hip hop community – is a great shame though. I was expecting more support.

OK, so what about the bad albums? Well ITV’s permanent fixture Peter Andre has released a… oh god, I can’t even bring myself to say it… he’s released a come back album. I guess we’ve gotta expect a special documentary for it. I think we’ve all heard the first single for this album, I’ve even seen half of the video. A blatant attack on Jordan, but boohoo, get over it. The worst thing is, there’s probably more albums in the pipeline because this has unfortunately reached number 3 in the UK charts! Anything else? Barbra Streisands got a new album or something. Whoopie. Paramore have released something as well, apparently it’s selling quite well.

Taio Cruz has hit number 1 in the singles chart in the UK with his first single from his upcoming album Rokstarr. “Break Your Heart” has done a good job in the charts, and the CD single features remixes from Paul Thomas, Cassette Club, and Vito Benito. I’ve got you the Cassette Club Remix here, and of course I urge you to buy the single!

Taio Cruz – Break Your Heart (Cassette Club Mix)

OK, so moving on a bit to new joints that I really should be dropping for you. First up is the latest Chase & Status offering, which is yet another collaboration with Plan B (they’re becoming best buds now aren’t they?) and I actually have to say that I’m truly disappointed. It’s called “End Credits” and will be on the soundtrack for the upcoming film “Harry Brown“, which stars the legendary Mr Michael Caine. The track’s going to be available to download on 2nd November so there’s a while to wait yet! I’m not gunna be buying it (sorry guys, I love you but this track sucks rhino horn). In better news though, there are murmurings of a possible collabo with Rihanna on her next album which could be amazing – especially if there’s some dutty dubstep on the go (which there won’t be… come on, Rihanna? “Pon de dubstep!”). There also seems to be a couple of VIPs on the upcoming. They were dropped on the Annie Mac minimix in a few days ago. So we’re looking at a “Is It Worth It” VIP aaaaand an “End Credits” VIP, both on Ram Records. Looks epic! So below we’ve got the “End Credits” tracks I was on about and the minimix with the tracklisting.

Chase and Status – End Credits

Chase and Status – Annie Mac Minimix (18/09/2009)

Tracklist:

Chase & Status Guest Mix
Jay Z – Run This Town (Roc Nation)
Chase & Status – Against All Odds (RAM)
Jay Z – DOA (Roc Nation)
Jay Z – DOA – Chase & Status RMX (Roc Nation)
Major Lazer – Hold The Line – Skream RMX (Mad Decent/Downtown)
Emalkay – When I Look At You (Dub Police)
Chase & Status – Eastern Jam VIP (RAM)
Fresh – Hypercaine – Nero RMX (BBK)
White Lies – Death – Chase & Status RMX (Fiction)
Nneka – Heartbeat – Chase & Status Mix (Yo Mammas House)
Wire – Tales From The Crypt (MTA Records)
501 – Insanity (MTA Records)
Balistiq Ft Trim – Fire (Dub)
Rusko – Cockney Thug – Caspa RMX (Dub Police)
Cotti Ft Doctor – Rise The Temperature (MTA Records)
Shabba Ranks – Ting A Ling (Shang Muzik/Sony BMG)
Vybz Kartel – Gaza Ting (Dub)
Breakage Ft Roots Manuva – Run Em Out (Digital Soundboy)
Top Cat – Ruffest Gunark – Chase & Status RMX (Streetlife Rec)
Chase & Status – Is It Worth It VIP (RAM)
Nero – Electrons (MTA Records)
Ewun – Screw Up – Upbeats RMX – Lifted
Camo & Krooked – Vampires VIP – Dub
Chase & Status FT Plan B – End Credits (Vertigo)
Chase & Status FT Plan B – End Credits VIP (RAM)

Props to Dubplate Digest for that.

Electro madman Boys Noize is still out there promoting his upcoming album Power and has taken the step to give away, yes GIVE AWAY, one of the tracks for free. The track’s called “Rozz Box”. I understand that some of his hardcore fans have been pretty disappointed with this but I’m liking it (guess that doesn’t make me hardcore, shucks!). Aah well, cop it at his blog!

Next up we’ve got a track that I know has been doing the rounds on the blogosphere in recent days but I really had to jump on the bandwagon, otherwise this blog loses all credibility, doesn’t it? This is Tiga’s remix of Miike Snow’s “Black & Blue“!

Miike Snow – Black & Blue (Tiga Remix)

Oh wait, you know what, I’ll throw in something that hasn’t been orbitting the blogosphere so much: Caspa’s remix of the same track! Ooooooooh, check dat wobbleeeee!

Miike Snow – Black & Blue (Caspa Remix)

Anyone noticed that Wiley is being a bit prolific at the moment? He’s gone and jumped on a remix of Riton & Primary 1′s “Who’s There?”. Tough beat, but he tackles it and I think this really does drop the cherry on top of the icing. Bravo Wiley!

Riton & Primary 1 – Who’s There? ft. Wiley

The ‘Mishka presents Keep Watch’ series is back with another installment by dubstep superstar Rusko. It’s a great mix, not the best in the series – I’ve got Plastician on that title. I’m loving the first track “Da Cali Anthem” – an obvious tribute to his new home in LA. Lots of new stuff here. Go and cop the mix here (tracklist included with download).

In fact, I can throw in this Rusko minimix that he did for MistaJam on 1Xtra during their dubstep week. Nothing new but the typical masterful mixery from the man.

Rusko – 1Xtra Minimix for MistaJam (07-09-09)

Time to throw in a bit of hip hop I think. So the next track is by the trio Strong Arm Steady, currently signed to Talib Kweli’s Blacksmith Records. This track is called “Loose Girl” and features the production of Madlib. It’s a light beat and with tight delivery. The track is from the upcoming Stoney Jackson LP, the Strong Arm Steady collab with Madlib. No actual word if this will make it onto the album – be a gutter if it didn’t though.

Strong Arm Steady – Loose Girl

This one’s a new Busta track with J. Holiday on the hook. Quite like this, Busta using his deep tone to good effect to generate a hard delivery, contrasts well with Holiday. Like that schizo bassline as well, although sounds a bit disjointed with the track. Anyway, take a listen and make your mind up!

Busta Rhymes – Hits For Days ft. J. Holiday

Time to swivel back round to dubstep with the latest offering from JAYOU! The track’s a remix of Kenneth Bager’s “I Can’t Wait”. In fact, we can’t really call this dubstep, this really is more just electro. It’s a choon though, a break from JAYOU’s normal stuff.

Kenneth Bager – I Can’t Wait (JAYOU Remix)

OK, so one final track to make up for the fact that the last one wasn’t actually dubstep. I have to admit as well that I robbed it from Squeegie Sounds but I’m seriously surprised that no one else seems to have clocked onto this. It’s a HUGE remix by DZ of Crookers. This is a juicy 320 so enjoy it in all its glory!

Crookers – Businessman ft. Wiley and Thomas Jules (DZ Remix)

OK, so now we’ve gotta get a bit serious, cool the mood, turn down the hype and pay our respects to a hip hop legend who tragically passed away earlier this month. Roc Raida has shown himself to be a master of the turntable, earning him the “Grand Master” title 10 years ago. I feel a little guilty that I’ve left it this late to leave a tribute of my own to him, so I’ll keep this short. His enthusiasm on the decks, genre defining techniques and down to earth personality is something that made him great and much loved in the hip hop world, and we’ll probably never see someone of his kind ever again. He’ll be missed very much, rest in peace Roc Raida.

Time to chuck in some announcements, commentary and cheerios.

The winner of the UK’s favourite DJ competition has been announced, and congratulations to Erol Alkan who’s won it AGAIN! There have been some big changes in the top 40 list with Dubfire being the highest climber (going from 58th to 21st!) and David Guetta in close pursuit (51st to 15th). Some great new entries as well in the form of Chase and Status, Fake Blood and Sander van Doorn. Quite a shame to see the likes of Carl Cox and Danny Howells to fall so low though. And it seems that Above & Beyond’s viral campaign has paid off, going from fifth to second. Anyway, here are the top 40 DJs with their position last year in brackets:

1. Erol Alkan (-)
2. Above & Beyond (5)
3. Sasha (-)
4. Armin van Buuren (7)
5. Tiesto (11)
6. Eric Prydz (20)
7. Deadmau5 (13)
8. Sven Vath (16)
9. Paul van Dyk (10)
10. James Zabiela (9)
11. John Digweed (2)
12. 2Many DJs (17)
13. Carl Cox (3)
14. Andy C (25)
15. David Guetta (51)
16. Judge Jules (14)
17. Steve Angello (36)
18. Sander van Doorn (New Entry)
19. Tiga (39)
20. Richie Hawtin (21)
21. Dubfire (58)
22. Axwell (New Entry)
23. Boys Noize (41)
24. Eddie Halliwell (24)
25. Pete Tong (23)
26. Erick Morillo (34)
27. Ferry Corsten (47)
28. Chase & Status (New Entry)
29. Gareth Emery (New Entry)
30. Nick Warren (30)
31. Annie Mac (42)
32. Riley & Durrant (6)
33. Skream (New Entry)
34. Simian Mobile Disco (57)
35. Paul Oakenfold (26)
36. Sebastian Ingrosso (New Entry)
37. Danny Howells (4)
38. Kutski (38)
39. Fake Blood (New Entry)
40. Hernan Cattaneo (54)

The MOBOs took a wrong turn on the way to London and ended up in Glasgow a few nights ago. There was a lot of talk of the event suffering from its new location with many artists supposedly refusing to turn up. Well, the signs of that weren’t there as we saw some very passionate tributes to Michael Jackson and some great performances. I’m a little iffy about some of the winners. But before I get into that, to any artists that were snobbish enough to deny fans their presence because they felt unsuitable with being in Glasgow, have a great big FUCK YOU! Now, onto the awards again. N-Dubz and JLS were the night’s biggest winners and Chipmunk had a decent night as well. Why? I keep asking myself that. Chipmunk and N-Dubz are pretty much sell outs. I mean, Chipmunk beating the likes of Eminem for the best hip hop act? Are you mad! And the fact Dizzee Rascal was even nominated for that category when you consider that his latest offerings have really been electro-pop just makes me think they were running out of options. I can’t even get into it. Also, a bit of an issue with the presenting – Peter Andre backstage?! Whyyy? OK, he did do a good job of it. He was quite witty and quick thinking but it just seemed like someone dropped the ITV factor in. The MJ tribute was nice, if a little predictable. Latoya was prancing around like a bit of a schoolgirl which was actually kinda depressing to see. Congratulations to the winners anyway. Let’s hope the MOBOs stay out of London for a while, Birmingham 2010? YES PLEASE.

I think it’s time to talk about a film for once. In fact, I’ll bring up that aforementioned film Harry Brown. It stars the legendary Sir Michael Caine as it’s leading actor and is described as a modern urban western, which immediately makes you think gangs. And if Michael Caine’s involved, I immediately think about the old guard of gangs – the likes who robbed trains and nabbed bags of cash from money transportation vans. But actually, it seems to be more about Caine living on an estate blighted by gangs, drugs and violence. He lives on his own, but life becomes too much when his best friend is murdered with the gang leader responsible walking scot free. Now if there’s anything I wanna see, it’s someone like Caine kicking the shit out of the little scrotes running around estates doing stuff like this. Sadly, it’s just a film. Oh God, I’m starting to sound like the Daily Mail… But it’s a nice to see that someone gets the idea! As well as Caine, it also stars the likes of Plan B, Emily Mortimer, and Jack O’Connell.  It’s due for release on the 12th November, do I’ll definitely be checking it out! The trailer and poster’s below.

Also, America beared witness to an exclusive clip from the upcoming disaster orgy that be “2012“. Most likely to be laden with the most scientifically inaccurate bollocks since Armageddon, but we all love a bit of disaster. We’ve got skyscraper disaster, earthquake disaster, petrol disaster, rolling donut disaster etc etc. Oooof!

It’s due out on the 13th November. As for the event: TBA.

Next up, I have a couple of Wiley x Chew Fu exclusives. It seems the two have collaborated in some form or another to produce yet another electronic track for Wiley’s roster as he shines away from the usual grime. Saying that, he does still rap so I guess maybe Dizzee could take a peak at that….

Anyway, here’s track, premiered by Tim Westwood. It’s called “Take That”. Whilst I’m not the biggest fan, I still think this could be huge. Not sure if this is getting released as a single, though you could probably bet it is!

But not only did Chew Fu produce that track, he went on and remixed the heavy collabo of the England 10′s remix of “She Likes To”. Much prefer this, to be released on the 12th October.

Next up is something dubstep related. Now, you’ve probably seen an awful lot of people raving on about dubstep tracks calling em “filthy” and “dirty”. Well, this one reeeeally is dirty. Absolutely fantastic though. The track’s “Sexxxplicit” and it’s by Smurfie Syco, as far as I know. Expect a release on this to… in more ways than one maybe.

Here’s the new official video from the Black Lips for their track “Let It Grow”. Definitely following the flowerpunk lines. Like the feel good atmosphere of this!

Well, T.I.’s pissed off prison and he’s left behind a little party track to keep us occupied. Not only that, he’s done a video for it which happens to show the man in prison – albeit before he actually went to prison.

Aaaaand finally, the official video for “Mercedes Benz” by Sway has been released – I was a little late catching onto that. I hate the song, video’s one of the best quality ones he’s done though I still can’t say it tops “Up Your Speed” (that is still a fucking anthem! I am going to eat anyone who tries to say otherwise because you’re all smegging liars!).

OK, I said finally, but I actually do have one last thing for you. The news is littered with people doing good things for others, and basically being kind. It’s pretty much just encouraging us to be kind. They completely ignore the fact that we live in a dog eat dog world, and thankfully there’s a website that accepts this and preaches it to the world! BAD ASS OF THE WEEK! Not only that, there’s a fucking book on the subject now! Jesus Christ!

Anyway, sorry again for being slow on the blogging front. But here we are. I’ll be more regular again now, and I’ll keep bringing them exclusives – signed, sealed, delivered. Peace!

The day is Tuesday, 1st September in the 57th year of Queen Elizabeth II’s coronation. I act as a delegate and an inate voice to the literate public on the ongoings of micro-blogging website Twitter.

So yeah, the Twitter Spy feature is back and I’m here to round up the most recent posts. I sift through the boring, unimaginative lark to bring you the gold from some of the most popular people on the site.

First off, I’m going to start with a continuation of my hating obsession with Afrikan Boy who now has a hating obsession with Jay-Z. “im hearing Jay’s Album isnt all that???!!” – This comes after Jay-Z’s The Blueprint 3 has been fully leaked onto the internet. Surely Mr. A. Boy would rather take the time out to listen to album than reading only one side of the opinions that have come out as a result of the leak. He may actually have a worthy opinion. Then again, the dross he comes out with on Twitter leads me to wonder whether anything he says is worthy of our time. Oh wait! News just in! Afrikan Boy is listening to The Blueprint 3! “Listening to Blueprint 3… Sorry Jay. Couldnt resist. Ill still buy it! its only a couple of quid!” Anyway, back to my rant. I really don’t see why I am following someone who wrote THREE tweets about Orphan before he’d even seen it. He then tweeted whilst he was in the middle of watching it and then tweeted to give his own view on it. I don’t know anyone who would give that much of a fuck about that sort of stuff coming from him. Alas, he has fans. I guess he tries to keep them happy. I should probably unfollow this bloke. Better still, he should take some of Professor Green’s advice: “please fuck off if you don’t like BP3. serious… find a cliff, jump.” Mmm yes.

There’s been a little bit of fluttering on the Twitterscape about the Jay album, actually. Evil Nine showed praise for Justice getting themselves sampled on ‘On To The Next One’ which Ed Banger Records posted a link to: “JAY Z “On To The Next One” feat. Swizz Beatz & Justice http://shar.es/N5Y3” It even caused Boys Noize to lose all control of his caps lock key “new JAY-Z samples JUSTICe ! YEAH!”

Anyway, let’s get to some music news. Ludacris has really got into the swing of things lately, talking about an upcoming album, launching a new mixtape and giving us some info on new releases from other artists. He’s given us some info on Raheem DeVaughn’s new track – “Bulletproof” – for which he is starring in the video for. In Luda’s words “Very powerful song for the state of economy”. I’m looking forward to hearing some RnB tracks about the economy right now as I expect something that’ll focus more on the experiences of other people as opposed to their own experiences – something that hip hop seems to be doing. So that mixtape that I mentioned. It’s by BXC and his part-hosted by Ludacris. It’s called From My Block To Yours and you can cop it here.

Talib Kweli has been giving his advice to Twitterers: “there are releases worth your purchase this year. buy them. look at the artwork. read the credits. Music is important as the air u breathe.” And he’s certainly not wrong there. He went on to give a short list of hip hop albums that are worth buying: “MosDef Ecstatic. JDilla Jay Stay Paid. Sa Ra the Age of Love. UGK, UGK For Life. KNaan Troubadour. Doom Born Like This. Meth & Red Blackout2″. I will back him up with the J Dilla and Method Man & Redman albums – both are brilliant. In fact, I really do advocate BUYING J Dilla’s latest posthumous release after reading this which was highlighted by Kweli on Twitter. Kweli really is actually a prolific Twitterer and whilst giving wise words, he also gives some historical info. For example, I definitely did not know this: “me and mos def recorded Thieves In the Night at @eightyocho parents basement in Long Island” It shows that masterpieces can be made on the street and not just in top class studios.

Moving on… DJ Yoda was giving us some updates on his latest release in the “How to Cut and Paste…” series, this time dedicated to the 1930s. “yo my 1930s mix is currently no.5 in itunes top hip-hop cds. despite not one rapper on it, & plenty of jewish bandleaders in tuxedos instead”. What can I say? Congratulations mate!

I haven’t featured Aquasky before so it was a decent change to get some info from the trio. “artwork for the sleeve of DEEP FAT FREQUENCIES pt1 approved today. all on schedule for a sep 21 release.” Apparently clips are up on their MySpace. Whilst we get info on their musical tastes, we also get info on their culinary tastes: “packaged sushi from tesco is enough to put you off sushi for life! damn bournemouth is shit for sushi!” To be honest, I can’t imagine sushi from anyway except the Far East being anything but shit. But we learn. Although, Tinchy Stryder (uh oh) took a break from flooding Twitter with album news (oh… yay) to mention he had his first ever sushi: “My 1st eva sushi…out for dinner wit sum nxt level guys!!” Exciting stuff…. In fact, Tinchy obviously felt all this tweeting about Star In The Hood was far too temporary and something more permanent was needed…. What did he do? I hear you ask. He went and got a fucking tattoo. Me no likey, Mr Stryder.

Anyway, the Notting Hill Carnival kicked off and everyone got buzzing about it… except me who was stuck at work, scanning barcodes, fixing shelves and lacerating my limbs on broken ceramics. Anyway, so, I’ve had good musings about this year’s festival, although VV Brown really didn’t enjoy it much: “carnival fucking sucks. Got trampled over by 50 people because of a gun scare. Fuck that shit man. Lit on the floor, bruised…” But she was one of a minority, by the sounds of it, and we hope she’s all good! Professor Green was down there  (“Carnival…. Yea. So much rum and stuff.”) and Toddla T tore it up at the Major Lazer rave: check it!

I’ll leave out here with a picture that Dirty Disco Youth tweeted. It probably means more to this blog than it does to any other!

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